I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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