the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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