Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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