So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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