I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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