Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
