I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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