in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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