I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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