I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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