this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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