Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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