I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The adults are the big ones right?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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