im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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