It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Randomize