your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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