Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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