So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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