Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
