Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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