He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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