We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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