it's like iHOP with fire
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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