he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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