where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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