their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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