no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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