tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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