real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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