I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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