She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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