You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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