I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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