I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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