Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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