apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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