Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
