hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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