what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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