i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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