I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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