well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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