Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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