: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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