Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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