woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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