omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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