The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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