I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Randomize
