But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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