How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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