he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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