I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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