Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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