I want to stick my p in your. b.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
